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Friday, 02 June 2006

The Lord meets this cat at the pearly gates and asks "How was life on earth for you cat? "They made me sleep on a hard wooden floor every night", said the cat. Well, said the Lord," you can sleep anywhere your heart's content. Here's a blanket and pillow!"

A week later five mice come up and the Lord asks the same question to them. "How was life on earth for you guys"? The one mouse said " Well, we didn't have it so good. The dogs and cats would chase us and we were hit over the head with the lady with the broom. Can you give us something to give us a head start, in the event we hear them coming up here?" The Lord said sure and he gives them each roller skates and off they go!

A week later the Lord sees this same cat and inquires if he is any happy than when he first came up? The cat says " I couldn't be anymore happier! By the way, I want to thank you for sending over those meals on wheels!

 
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